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A Very Dirty Dollar

Alonza Shinea Washington celebrated her 21st birthday with a trip to jail.  Initially, she was ‘only’ arrested for malicious wounding, battery and disorderly conduct. Apparently, that wasn’t enough for her because she upped the ante to an additional charge of transporting drugs into the Western Regional Jail.

According to the criminal complaint against her, as Washington was booked she asked a correctional officer for a cigarette and offered to pay for it. She told the officer that that she had no money on her person, but could come up with the necessary cash if the officer allowed her to go to the bathroom.

The nasty woman proceeded to enter the bathroom, where she pulled out $74 cash and a gram of marijuana from her love pocket.  She was charged on the drug. No word on whether the correctional officer accepted the dirty dollar as payment.

Looks like the police also made her remove her wig. Wow, I guess jail is rough.

 

Filed under Alonza Shinea Washington Western Regional Jail 21st Birthday Celebration Arrest Drugs Malicious wounding Battery Disorderly conduct Correctional officer Cigarettes Vagina money

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99 Problems But A Job Ain’t One

Behold the power of a committee of one: Brian Banks.

Many news organizations have been poking fun at Michigan in the aftermath of the election.  They are questioning the wisdom of the people of Detroit for electing career criminal Brian Banks, 35, as a new state representative.  Banks, who won a seat in Lansing as a state representative for the 1st District (the east side of Detroit) has been convicted eight times between 1998 and 2004 of writing bad checks and credit card fraud. He even had a neat little website biography that suggested he had been a lawyer at a local firm, as well as a college teacher.  Problem was he was misrepresenting himself quite a bit on that website, which seriously, is not really surprising considering who he has been up until this point.

Thus, Brian Banks unpublished all references about his employment at a law firm and the school he teaches after news broke about his eight felony convictions. He had already mislead Wayne County Sheriff Benny Napoleon to believe he was a lawyer (he wasn’t) in order to get his endorsement. The sheriff did not know about his felonies or he would not have endorsed him. Banks blamed his web designer for not unpublishing the misleading information before the media discovered it.

Besides his eight convictions for bad checks and credit card fraud, Banks has been evicted multiple times and is currently facing yet another eviction lawsuit. He says he is just another victim of the economy, experiencing the same financial issues as his constituents. For once, I believe the crooked politician’s statement on this.  I am not mad at him. I just hope he takes this opportunity to get his life together and be the public servant he claims he wants to be.

I would like to think we try to elect the best people to lead us whether it is in government, church, mountain climbing or whatever but we don’t always get it right. Normally convictions make a difference to constituents but apparently Detroit is different. Banks is not the first or last person who will be elected from this depressed and dying place with a problematic personal record. It has happened before and will again.

At least he has a job now. Maybe he can pay his rent.

Also, Banks was not the only weird Michigan candidate elected either. Reindeer farmer Kerry Bentivolio, who once swore in a deposition he wasn’t always sure if he was himself or Santa Claus and whose own brother describes as “mentally unbalanced,” won a House seat in the state’s 11th district.

Ho, ho, ho.

Americans like crackpots and troubled pasts apparently.  It may explain why after 14,387 resumes, I still can’t find a job.

Filed under Brian Banks Detroit Michigan State representatives Criminal pasts Bad checks Credit card fraud Wayne County Sheriff Benny Napoleon Evictions Public servants Reindeer Kerry Bentivolio Santa Claus crackpots unemployed mentally unbalanced Hope

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Romney Rolls Up Sleeves To Repair Thousands Of Dollars Worth of Damage

Never missing an opportunity to capitalize and profit from the beleaguered, Romney has been sightseeing up and down the Atlantic coastline to repair the unimaginable damage done to Romney-Ryan campaign signs.  Sadly, many signs were washed out to sea. No word yet on whether Romney’s insurance company will approve his claim and pick up the tab.

Staffers confirmed the GOP candidate also donated 10,000 pairs of rubber sandals with toe tongs to needy families left shoe-less by the storm.

The Onion nearly got it was right. Follow-up below.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-pitches-in-to-repair-thousands-of-downed-ro,30205/?ref=auto

Filed under Campaign Charity Damages Flip Flops GOP Hurricane Sandy Mitt Romney Needy families Charitable donations

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Golem No Longer Admires Powell

He never admired Obama—- (not that there’s anything wrong with that; in fact, it applies to me). I just feel bad because he seems to get more senile by the hour.

John McCain needs to have a seat and keep his ‘nasty chips’ on his shoulders where they belong.  The old humpback toured the racist circuit of Fox & Friends and the National Review Online to tell anyone who would listen about how sad and disappointed he is in Colin Powell.  He also blamed Powell for America’s War on Iraq despite his own fervent support of committing our troops to the “war on terror.”

The real question is why is McCain SILENT on Mitt Romney’s constant flip-flopping on his ‘position’ on the issues, his lies, and his endorsement of Senator Mourdock and his ilk. Why is McCain SILENT on Romney’s ignorance of foreign policy and the appalling glimpses we have gotten about how tough he will be on his friends in China?

Boo-hoo! No one sane can tow all the crazy GOP party lines—- not even me and I am an Über multi-tasker.  Sometimes you have to open the window and let the Republican smoke clear out for lucidity to return. Otherwise, you will start believing you deserve less pay and rape is your fault, so share custody of that baby.  That’s ‘preciousess.’ So, Powell and McCain used to be friends. Nowadays, friend is a four-letter word. Get over it McCain.

Filed under JohnMcCain Colin Powell Fox News Fox and Friends National Review GOP Golem LOTR Republican Preciousess War on terror Admiration is Overrated

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BREAKING: A Pennsylvania bill that would have limited welfare benefits for low-income mothers—unless they could prove their newborns were a result of rape—has been withdrawn by the lawmakers who introduced it after a wave of criticism following its announcement.

“The [bill’s] language was not at all what I requested,” said Republican Representative RoseMarie Swanger in a voicemail message to The Daily Beast. “After all the concerned contacts I got, I’m pulling that and working on something better next year.”

House Bill 2718 would have cut assistance to low-income families supplied by the Temporary Assistance to Needy Families Program, but created an exemption for rape victims and children conceived during rape. The bill would have required women to prove they had reported their rapes to authorities. Critics said this was unrealistic—slightly more than half of all rapes go unreported—but also assumes only rapes that are reported to authorities count as rape.

Swanger told The Daily Beast she decided to yank the bill after a flood of calls from reporters. She had hoped to model the Pennsylvania Bill after a successful law passed in New Jersey that limited welfare funds to families as they had more children.

(via newsweek)

Filed under Rape babies Welfare Poverty RoseMarie Swanger's mess The enemy of women is women sometimes RoseMarie Swanger needs a new job

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I’m Not Sure Why Romney Was So Sweaty Tonight

In the final Presidential debate, but I know why he endorsed equal pay abroad instead of here at home in America.  He outsources… and when you are saving money paying a foreign man $2 a day, you can feel a little more ‘charitably’ inclined to pay a woman the same meager wage of $2 too. 

Obviously, under the Bishop’s plan, the masses are going to need more cheap goods brought in over the next four years as we go back to the old days and ways.

Filed under Barack Obama Bishop Mitt Romney Equal pay Equality Gender bias Labor Presidential debates Sweat Sweatshops Women Mittens' BS

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Paul Ryan: Zombie-eyed, Granny-starver’s Terrible Plan for Me

I could not have written about this debacle and the Romney-Ryan wizardry at work better so I am just going to provide the link to Charles Pierce’s original article and reprint it here because it sums up so much so perfectly. Thanks Charles.

Link: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-debate-joe-biden-13626962

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For the second time in as many presidential elections, Joseph Biden got to debate a young, attractive Republican candidate who was demonstrably less qualified to to be president than I am to be chairman of the World Bank. Joseph Biden is a very lucky man. The Great Political Matchmaker in the Sky keeps handing him people who are trying — and failing — to fight above their weight class, and he keeps blowing through what can now legitimately be called the Bum of the Quadrennium Club.

There is a deeply held Beltway myth of Paul Ryan, Man of Big Ideas, and it dies hard. But, if there is a just god in the universe, on Thursday night, it died a bloody death, was hurled into a pit, doused with quicklime, buried without ceremony, and the ground above it salted and strewn with garlic so that it never rises again. On foreign policy, Ryan occasionally rose, gasping, to the level of obvious neophyte. (He was more lost in Afghanistan than the Russian army ever was.) On domestic policy, his alleged wheelhouse, he was vague, untruthful, and he walked right into a haymaker he should have seen coming from a mile off, when he started bloviating about Biden’s role in the “failed” stimulus program, only to have Biden slap him around with Ryan’s own requests for stimulus money for his home district back in Wisconsin. He also made it quite clear that a Romney-Ryan White House will do everything it can to eliminate a woman’s right to choose. This should make for some fine television commercials over the next few weeks.

(A brief note here about Martha Raddatz, who’s an old pal from our baby journo days in Boston. She did a fine job holding feet to the fire until her last three questions. She asked the two men to define their Catholicism only through the issue of abortion, which is not only insulting, but also limited a more interesting line of inquiry, given the open opposition of the Catholic bishops to the zombie-eyed granny-starving that is the hallmark of Ryan’s career. And that closing if-you-were-a-tree question was simply embarrassing.)

Moreover, the battering that Biden gave Ryan brought something into sharp relief that the Republican party has been fudging ever since Romney put the zombie-eyed granny-starver on the ticket — that, for his entire political career up to that point, on critical economic issues, Paul Ryan was an extremist even by the standards of the modern Republican party, which are considerably high indeed. He was for full privatization of Social Security. He was for the absolute elimination of the defined-benefit Medicare and Medicaid programs. Since being selected, it has become clear that the Romney people have forced him to soften these positions. (His stance on Medicare, for example, has evolved from Kill It Now to Arrange for Its Slow Death Later.) On Thursday night, Biden dragged out the old Paul Ryan — and, I would argue, the real Paul Ryan — and put him on display, and he made the new Paul Ryan own him. For one brief moment, he almost got Ryan to commit to Social Security privatization again. You could hear the screams from Romney headquarters all the way up the Charles to where I was watching.

Ryan got hit on the stimulus. He looked ridiculous trying to defend his refusal to specify what “loopholes” he and Romney plan to close to make the magic arithmetic in their tax plan work; Raddatz treed him completely on the mortgage-interest deduction, on the elimination of which neither Ryan nor his running mate will commit to a position. He looked even more ridiculous when Biden started pounding him on his career-long quest to end Medicare and throw old people onto the tender mercies of large insurance companies. Biden kept saying “vouchers” until Ryan, at one point, said, “It’s not a voucher. A voucher is a check you get in your mailbox.”

Wait. So if Paul Ryan gets his way, and Medicare as we know it gets eviscerated in favor of a pot full of offal on which Paul Ryan has slapped a label reading “Medicare,” and my inadequate health-insurance allowance comes by e-mail, then it’s not a “voucher” because it wasn’t a check I got in the mail? And this is the issue on which Paul Ryan is supposed to be Genius on roller skates. This was humiliating enough, but when they started talking about war and peace, specifically in Afghanistan, Ryan looked like a toddler trying to cross the Hindu Kush.

He stammered. He vanished into his syntax. He gave Biden the chance to ask him if he preferred that American soldiers carry the fighting in the worst parts of the country rather than Afghan troops, a devastating comeback for which Ryan had no answer. He kept rambling about maintaining the country’s “credibility” until, if you closed your eyes, he started to sound like Robert McNamara in 1965. And when Raddatz asked him, deftly, what would be worse, another war in the Middle East or Iran with a nuclear bomb, he leaped in precipitously with the latter, while about 75 percent of the country, including the two other people on stage with him, looked at Ryan as though he’d lost his mind. He did, however, demonstrate a certain talent for pronouncing long foreign words that his briefers had taught him on Tuesday. Also, he explained winter.

For years, Paul Ryan has been the shining champion of some really terrible ideas, and of a dystopian vision of the political commonwealth in which the poor starve and the elderly die ghastly, impoverished deaths, while all the essential elements of a permanent American oligarchy were put in place. This has garnered him loving notices from a lot of people who should have known better. The ideas he could explain were bad enough, but the profound ignorance he displayed on Thursday night on a number of important questions, including when and where the United States might wind up going to war next, and his blithe dismissal of any demand that he be specific about where he and his running mate are planning to take the country generally, was so positively terrifying that it calls into question Romney’s judgment for putting this unqualified greenhorn on the ticket at all. Joe Biden laughed at him? Of course, he did. The only other option was to hand him a participation ribbon and take him to Burger King for lunch.

You know what’s the difference between Sarah Palin and Paul Ryan?

Lipstick.

Filed under Vice Presidential debates; Recap Charles P. Pierce Paul Ryan Joe Biden